I made most of these cartoons for a website me and my buddies used to run before they all got jobs in Silicon Valley. These are all very old. I only do shitty paintings now.

Note the use of the interrobang.
Note the use of the interrobang.
Coming Soon: Turing touring Turin
Coming Soon: Turing touring Turin
Plus, it's boring. There's only one star. And that one spends all it's time trying to give you cancer.
Plus, it’s boring. There’s only one star. And that one spends all it’s time trying to give you cancer.
ROAR is an abbreviation for Right of Admission Reserved, and dinosaur for 'I am a dinosaur'.
ROAR is an abbreviation for Right of Admission Reserved, and dinosaur for ‘I am a dinosaur’.
"I may be going down, but I'm taking that kid's eye with me."
“I may be going down, but I’m taking that kid’s eye with me.”
A mirrorball won't protect you.
A mirrorball won’t protect you.
And it was really cloudy then.
And it was really cloudy then.
If you're having trouble with this, google 'Pin Compass'.
If you’re having trouble with this, google ‘Pin Compass’.
This was commissioned for the Monthly General Meeting. @MonthlyGM
This was commissioned for the Monthly General Meeting. @MonthlyGM
This joke is making fun of something that isn't even a thing. It concerns dolphins eating plastic bags.
This joke is making fun of something that isn’t even a thing. It concerns dolphins eating plastic bags.
This isn't really very funny.
This isn’t really very funny.
This may look a bit like me, but this actually a drawing of Damon Blake.
This may look a bit like me, but this actually a drawing of Damon Blake.
And the next day he insisted on walking me.
And the next day he insisted on walking me.
It's basically just a double ewe. Woah. you can't spell double ewe without a double ewe.
It’s basically just a double ewe. Woah. you can’t spell double ewe without a double ewe.
This is why my friend Aaron is in my phone as Baron Heffernan.
This is why my friend Aaron is in my phone as Baron Heffernan.
This is the best cartoon I ever did.
This is the best cartoon I ever did.
I step over the 13th step, not because of superstition  but because it squeaks.
I step over the 13th step, not because of superstition but because it squeaks.
Or, you can tell the joke like this: What do you call an undersea monster that attempts to grasp a member of the monotheistic religion founded during the 15th century in the Punjab region, which straddles the border between Pakistan and India? A Sikh reacher!
Or, you can tell the joke like this: What do you call an undersea monster that attempts to grasp a member of the monotheistic religion founded during the 15th century in the Punjab region, which straddles the border between Pakistan and India? A Sikh reacher!
Spoiler Alert: Everyone you see in a film will die in the end, it just may not be in the film.
Spoiler Alert: Everyone you see in a film will die in the end, it just may not be in the film.
 
Most of these drawings originally appeared on the now-defunct humour website Humourisms.com. It was fun while it lasted.